WEW LAD, YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT!

You absolute numpty, you've gone and done it again. What a grotty idea, I swear. Did anyone else see that coming? Probably not, because you're just too brainy. You gotta be kidding me, mate. Fair play Top bloke|What a legend {Get it done|Right! |You're mental, you know that? Pray the best for your inevitable downfall. You're a real one, la